House sighed dramatically while pressing the ice pack closer to his face.

“That really hurt, you know.” He whined, gazing up at Wilson from where he lounged comfortably next to him on the couch, tucked carefully under his arm, tight against his side.

“Oh, shut up.” Wilson shot back warmly….

colferisdelicious:

I will ship Hilson forever!

House, this is god
Dr. Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Dr. Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
HOUSE CAN COOK!

HOUSE CAN COOK!

Crying Wilson

"Wilson…Wilson!"House screamed down the hallway from the bedroom. 
It was around 6:45 and Wilson was up and getting ready for work, whereas House was still lying in bed. House was taking a sick day, his leg had been acting up and he figured maybe a day off of it would be better. 
"Wilsoooooooon! " He screamed now louder and more irritating than before. 
"What do you want House?" Wilson asked as he finished tying his tie.
"I don’t remember." He said sounding disappointed in his memory. 
Wilson just rolled his eyes and walked back down the hall towards the bathroom to finish working on his hair, teeth, and face. When what do you know, the same persisting calls rang from the bedroom. 
"Wilsoooon!-Wilsooooon!- Wilsooooon! " 
"What House? What in the world do you want?" Wilson asks in an unpleased ‘Wilson Tone’.
"UGHHHHHHH!" The frustrated sound broke through House’s lips as he let out a sigh before speaking again. "I forget again." He said softly. 
"Houssssse, call my name one more time and I swear I’ll make your day home HELL." Wilson warned, as he turned to leave the room for the final time. 
Wilson made it to the door with all his papers for work and ready to leave when yet again,
"Wilsooooon!"Rang in his ears for the thousandth time this morning. 
"House I’m not coming to hear what you’ve forgotten again. I have to leave for work; I don’t care what you say. I have to go, now." Wilson screamed back placing a foot out the door. 
"You know you don’t have to scream, it’s annoying and can really give someone a headache." House said in his usual sarcastic tone. "I remembered what I wanted to tell you." 
"Finally, now what is it, so I can finally leave?" 
"I love you!" He says kissing Wilson and heading back toward the room he left. 
"Wait, that’s what you kept forgetting you wanted to tell me all morning?" He said now mad and sort of hurt. 
"Yep, or maybe it was that today’s Saturday and you don’t have work today, I can’t remember which one."

by:the-notebooks-voice http://the-notebooks-voice.deviantart.com/art/Crying-Wilson-154746303 

by ~the-notebooks-voice

House/Wilson
Song Title Story Dialogue

Wilson:  No Boundaries!
House: Whataya Want From Me?
Wilson: I Don’t Wanna Be in Love.
House: I Want You To Want Me!
Wilson: Grow Up!
House: I’ll Be Your Everything.
Wilson: Where Did We Go Wrong?
House: I Found Out!
Wilson: Stay
House: Second Chance?
Wilson: I’ve Had The Time Of My Life.  Because Of You!
House: Two Is Better Than One.
Wilson: Come Back To Me.
House: Hold On. Don’t Forget, The Man You Need!

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